Sean Penn Uses Novel To Ask For Help Finding An Assassin To Kill President

Author Sean Penn released a new book called Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff, about a man who assassinates the President. A President who seems remarkably similar to President Trump. In his book, he claims that America is “a nation in need of an assassin.”

“Many wonderful American people in pain and rage elected you. Many Russians did too. Your position is an asterisk accepted as literally as your alternative facts. Though the office will remain real, you never were nor will be. A million women so dwarfed your on the streets of Washington and around the world on the day of your piddly inauguration — unprecedented (spelling ok?),” he writes.

“Your gasconade and cache of catchphrases, so limiting and reflexive, escalate the emasculation of you by a world whose patience is in nuclear peril. These sciences and sensibilities are our guns your narcissism neglects. Weapons your NRA masters are incapable of proffering for profit, and outside your dutiful military’s might, mandate or mission,” he wrote.

“So to your attempt to posthumously assassinate our Founding Fathers, and bait and switch your core, I say I will eat where the fish are glowing,” he wrote.

“You are not simply a president of impeachment, you are a man in need of an intervention. We are not simply a people in need of an intervention, we are a nation in need of an assassin. I am God’s squared-away man. I am Bob Honey. That’s who I am. Sir, I challenge you to a duel. Tweet me, b****. I dare you,” says the book.